Some jackass is crawling around under tables at UK and stabbing people in the feet

You have to be kidding me...

From the HL:

University of Kentucky police are investigating two assaults involving foot-puncturing that occurred Monday evening at the W.T. Young Library on campus.

At about 6:15 p.m., a man crawled under a study desk and used an object to puncture someone's foot, police said. The man was described as white, between 5 feet, eight inches and 6 feet tall, with short hair, possibly a buzz cut. He wore a hat and bright orange shorts or shoes. He was last seen walking toward the vending machines in the basement of the library.

UK police later learned of a second, similar assault; this led police to seek the public's help in locating possible suspects. The second incident took place on the same day, at the same location.
Anyone with information relating to this investigation is asked to contact UK police at (859) 257-1616 or #UKPD (#8573) from any cell phone.