Europe outdoes the United States again, even with more regulation they send less to their landfills

Imagine that: News from Denmark. Those dirty communists must have stolen super efficient energy technology from some awesome private American company, because it's obvious that nothing good can come out of that continent known as the European [Communist] Union. Their populous if far too equitable, their minimum wage is too high, their economy deters innovation because the government offers so many programs and provides far too much to their people who all vote in their elections.

Obama, would you please stop trying to destroy America for say 5 minutes so that private American companies can come in and fix everything that's wrong with the United States? Everyone knows that the government can't do ANYTHING right...